friday flick fix
phantom tollbooth (1970)


To this day, every time I spell out the word February, I remember The Phantom Tollbooth. The VCR player inside my head instantly replays the prologue where Milo (the protagonist) told his friend of his frustration with the word February while slouched on the couch, as well as how he spelled F-E-B-R-U-A-R-Y as he drove out of the Doldrums.

Speaking of the doldrums - I thought of reviewing this movie this week was because I'd been depressed last week and I found myself singing "Don't Say There's Nothing to Do In the Doooooldrums", a song from one of the scenes.

It was released way before I was born, but The Phantom Tollbooth (1970), seemed to me pretty current when I first watched it in the summer of 1986. It was a rented Betamax tape that quickly became an often re-watched favorite. It's based on a children's book. It starts out in live-action and switches to animation as Milo goes into "a world beyond". In the style of animated flicks in those days, it's also a musical with a moral lesson.

I was the kind of cartoon that didn't just entertain, it encouraged thought. More than educational, it was also quite philosophical. I learned a whole lot of vocabulary words from watching it and made me consider how important it was to be a thinker.

I enjoyed the play on words. And numbers. I loved the fascinating characters with pun-ny names, most of them were personifications of ideas.

Seeing a live boy turning into an animated version of himself made me wish a magic tollbooth would suddenly appear in my own room. Like Milo, I'd often complained of boredom that summer and fancied myself escaping into an adventure-filled animated world. Since I knew there wasn't any chance of me finding a magic tollbooth, I picked up a copy of Lewis Caroll's Alice In Wonderland from my grandfather's home library and read about another kid who got lost in another world beyond.

I still think Phantom Tollbooth is a gem. I still enjoyed watching it as an adult and It's something I'd like my kids to watch.

back when SLR photography was entirely manual

Today's hip new accessory is a chunky DSLR, and the hip cool hobby is digital photography.

Digital photography is so easy, anyone can be a "photographer" these days - even those who don't really know anything about photography or know what SLR means. Editing photos is even simpler with a handy-dandy software called Photoshop.

With the option of going digital , I'd personally never want to go back to the time-consuming, costly processes of traditional, manual, non-digital photography - though I'm glad I experienced it and learned a lot from it.

I learned to use a manual Single Lens Reflex camera in my freshman year at University; I was a Film Major. Film 100 - A Basic Photography class - was a prerequisite to higher Film subjects.

In a while, you'll see that "Basic Photography" was actually very complex.

I inherited a Canon A1 from my uncle, along with a zoom lens and a telephoto mirror lens.

I probably had one of the oldest cameras in class, and maybe the best-equipped one too. It came in a bag like travel luggage and was a major hassle to lug around.


1. Taking Photographs - the Non-Digital Way

Images mine.
Some of the remaining "successful" photos I took with my Manual SLR back in the '90s.


Back in the day when SLRs didn't have the D prefix, I found photography more challenging than exciting. Don't get me wrong - it was fun; producing pretty pictures was rewarding, but the actual process of taking them took a whole lot of hard work. Aside from needing a keen eye and steady hands, it required patience, discipline and a good imagination - things that a lot of today's young digital "photographers" can afford to cut corners on.

Non-digital SLRs didn't normally come with autofocus (later models did, but most didn't). The focus area was fixed at the center of the field; there was no moving it around if you wanted to put your subject off-center.

Those cams had lot of knobs and buttons, and there were no idiot-friendly menus that appeared on an LCD screen to assist you if you didn't know what they were for. You couldn't Google for tutorials. You had to find books, read and memorize.

SLRs didn't have LCD displays, and there was no way to view your images until after they were printed. You pretty much had to trust your camera, your logic and your imagination. You waited until printing. If you were a novice, you waited tensely and hoped it turned out alright.

You had to use up a whole roll of film too.

It wasn't enough to find or create a good composition. You had to do a lot of estimating and metering to make sure you captured a visually pleasant proportion of light, shade and contrast. You couldn't view your image right then and there to check it was overexposed /underexposed. You really had to do bracketing - taking several shots of the same thing using different settings.

Speaking of settings, you had to write notes about which ones you used if you wanted to remember them. There was no instant digital recording of your stops and speeds.

You had to buy different rolls of film with various sensitivities, go through the hassle of unloading and reloading them as needed, and then adjust the ISO settings. You actually had to know what ISO was for. With a DSLR, the ISO-equivalent is easily simulated by the push of a button or the turn of a dial; if you don't know what it's for, you can set your cam on automatic and just wing it.

There were no push-button "instant filter effects" or "instant color settings". You invested in attachment filters and lenses, and learned techniques to produce the effects you wanted. You couldn't "just photoshop them in" later either. You experimented with the effects of amber filters on black-and-white photography, in color photos of people, the sky or a landscape. You observed the different effects created by daylight and artificial light, tungsten bulbs and fluorescent lamps; morning, noon, afternoon, evening. You had to know when shadows were harsh, when to diffuse light, when to add a light source. You practiced various ways of panning, various exposure times under different weather conditions.

And again, you had to wait until printing to see how your experiments turned out.


2. Processing

I always found this step so tedious and messy. I'm thoroughly glad that digital photography skips this entire process altogether.

First of all there was the tricky step of rolling the film into the coil canister. This had to be done entirely in a dark box - you put your materials in, stuck your arms into the garterized provisions and did everything by feel. You had to pry the canister open with a pair of pliers, careful not to nick the film or put any fingerprints on it. You secured the end onto the coil and went on to wind the entire length of film gently into it, fingertips gingerly tracing the edges. You had to keep the film from kinking or puckering or you would get unwanted streaks that made your frames unusable:

"Sticky" streaked negatives due to improper coiling.

This business of winding had to be perfected before you did it in the darkbox with actual film; you didn't want to gamble your precious photos. Pros can do it in a matter of seconds, but students took a much longer time at it. In Photography class, each of us spent blocks of time rolling dummy film into coils first, until we were confident enough we wouldn't botch it with actual film.

After that business of winding, you put the coiled film - all still in the darkbox - into a developing tank. With your film in the light-tight tank, you could finally take it out of the dark box for the actual developing. The process involved a cycle of filling the tank with rancid-smelling chemicals, calculated shaking (called "agitating") and slamming and shaking and slamming the tank- all by hand, of course - then draining, and then repeating the process with another chemical. The slamming was supposed to eliminate the formation of bubbles that made unwanted spots on your negatives. It also sometimes resulted in chipped tiles on the counter.

You'd take your processed film - which would by then be called negatives - uncurl it and hang it to dry. You'd squeegee off the fluid, at the same time inspect the strip for any damage possibly caused by kinks, sticks and bubbles.

You held the negative strip to the light to see if your frames were good. If they were mostly dark, they were overexposed (too much light while capturing the photo).


If they look washed out, they were underexposed (not enough light while capturing).

too transparent = underdeveloped
near-opaque = overprocessed
entirely transparent = incorrect loading of film into camera
completely dark = exposed to light before or during processing

Any of the above fiascoes required re-shoots.


3. Printing - in the Dark Room:

If you were a serious hobbyist, you might have wanted to invest several thousand bucks converting an extra room in your house into a darkroom. You needed to consider panels, lighting, electricals, plumbing, fireproofing ... enlargers tables pans chemicals canisters darkboxes curtains equipment et al.

Back at University, we had to schedule our time in the darkroom because there were so many students who needed to use it. Each of us had only three hours per day, only two days a week. If we weren't too happy with the results and wanted to redo (which often happened to us novices), we had to find another sked or another darkroom.

To print your photos, you had to be well-acquainted with the enlarger (It's like a downward-pointed old-school slide projector that burned your image onto the photo paper ). It had a couple of knobs and levers, all of which you had to know, to make sure your photo turned out right.

Contact Prints. You first made contact prints - they're like thumbnail images - to choose which frame you want to enlarge.

Image mine


Test Strips. And then you cut a piece of fresh photo paper onto which you varied the exposures, to know how many seconds you needed for your image.


5 second exposure - 10 seconds - 15 - 20 - and so on
Image mine



Brightness and Contrast. Depending on how you wanted your image to look, an exposure could take from 5 seconds to 5 hours (darker negatives needed smaller apertures and longer exposures). There was no easy formula, since each frame would've been unique; you really had to experience a lot of trial-and-error; your patience was tested too. For students under a strict time limit, that was kinda stressful.

Choosing photo paper was also a matter of great consequence; varying grades produced varying contrasts. Grade could be the difference between a good photo and an unsuccessful one, so you sometimes made test strips on several kinds of paper.

Printing. You then projected an enlargement of your frame of choice onto the baseboard. You adjusted the size and focus until sharp. If no amount of adjusting made the lines of your subject defined, that meant the capture was out of focus to begin with - you either had to choose another frame or re-shoot.

You marked the baseboard precisely to know where to position your photo-paper. You put your paper in place - all edges had to be completely parallel and perpendicular - switched on the bulb, and timed your preferred exposure. Everything was freaking meticulous.

Borders and Watermarks. If you wanted to put a white frame around your image, you fit a piece of cardboard with a precisely-measured, cleanly-cut rectangle over your photo paper while you exposed it under the enlarger, like so:


Primitive, right? If you wanted to place a watermark, you laid a slip of acetate with your name / logo on it.

Dodge and Burn "Tools". You dodged dark areas and burned light ones by jigling another piece of cardboard over the dark while giving the light spots a bit more exposure (This needed a bit of trial-and-error too, so if you were under time pressure, just forget about doing it and choose another frame). This was the manual equivalent and origin of the dodge and burn tools in Photoshop.

Print-processing. Immediately following the whole ordeal with the enlarger, you made contact with some more sour-odored chemicals. X number of minutes in this one, X number of seconds in that one; everything had to be carefully timed, or your photos failed. It was fun watching the positive images appear on the white paper like magic - or at least, see what you could see in the dark.

Today's digital "darkroom" is so much more convenient: Plug cable to USB port and download. Open Photoshop. No costly darkroom trappings. Contrast and color correction is a piece of cake. It's so easy to "make" good photos, adding or removing what you wish. When you want to create a special effect on your capture, you don't need to waste time and expensive photo paper experimenting; you can just click around, then easily undo if it isn't quite what you want.

Printing digital photos is just a few clicks of a mouse. Just install your photo-quality paper of choice into a good printer, click here, click there, and voila! For that matter, you don't even need to make prints anymore. You can easily share your photos by uploading them on your site or FB account.

The "digitalization" of photography is i.m.h.o., one of the best things that happened in relatively-recent history. Aside from cutting down the grueling processes, photography is now more practical and accessible - even much more enjoyable and relaxing. The downside though is that a lot of wannabes and posers can afford to do it now too, blowing bucks on ginormous DSLRs constantly set to automatic, and spamming cyberspace with their crappy "art".

monday music fix:
plush
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS

This entry is inspired in part by NoBenta's recent entry, Sa Wakas, STP.




Stone Temple Pilot's Plush is a remarkably, distinguishably '90s tune. Ask anyone who was a teen in the 1990s about the most memorable songs from that era, Plush is likely to be in their list.

I first heard the heavily-rocking, post-grunge song thanks to a classmate of mine, way before it hit the local airwaves. If I remember correctly, it was 1993; last day of First Quarter exams.

The said classmate's name was Dawn. She and I weren't exactly close, but she needed company and I needed a place to hang out in until 4pm, so she invited me to stay at her house for a few hours. I thought that it wouldn't be a bad idea to be friends with that girl, especially when I saw she lived in a massive modern mansion decked with expensive-looking things. She let me invade her room while she excused herself to wash the stressful school day from her system. She put a disc into her impressive-looking CD player to keep me company while she was out. The aggressive sound boomed from the speakers that were set up in such a way that made her room feel like a rock concert.

I didn't yet recognize the songs that played, but I immediately liked the sound - the instrumentation had elements of grunge, but had a heavier but more polished quality; the vocalist sounded like Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder, only his voice wasn't as deep and he pronounced his words clearer. I wondered who the band was. They weren't yet known in the country, and I felt privileged to be among the first to sample them.

I figured my new friend Dawn must have purchased this cool, new CD from a trip to the 'Sates during the summer. Stone Temple Pilots. New. Sounded mean enough. The album art, save for the text, was in a reddish monochrome, all mysterious-looking but not quite interesting.

I inspected the rest of the swell stuff cluttering her room. I was jolted in guilt when I suddenly heard a man's voice pipe out from behind me, "I am ... smelling like the rose That somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed." Good grief. I quite felt like a thief caught red-handed until I realized it was the CD.

We spent the rest of the afternoon lazing about and chatting about high school-level quasi-intellectual philosophy in front of a humongous television turned to MTV. How cool were we? So '90s teen. I thought about making her my new buddy and possibly coming back to her house to hang out. But neither of that happened, since we both already had our own preferred circle of pals. We did stay friends though - we were in the same class after all - but there wasn't much hanging out after that.

A while after I first heard the Stone Temple Pilots, Plush made it to mainstream radio. I immediately recognized it as something I heard at Dawn's house (I felt so proud of myself for knowing my rock music; I was so awesome). In those days, Campus Radio 97.1 LSFM was the cool mainstream station to tune in to. They had a top 20 at noon, and Plush made it into the countdown daily for a period of time. It never made it to the number one spot, but it was often requested and well-overplayed.

The single rapidly gained popularity, particularly among teens. We would try to sing along, making up the hardly intelligible lyrics. Those who played the guitar learned to play that song; many didn't make it past the intro, but the intro itself was recognizable enough to add coolness points. It was one of the top hits covered by amateur rock bands.

There was something about STP that appealed to the GenX-ers. Rockers and posers likely named the band as one of the artists they would love to see live. The Stone Temple Pilots (if they weren't unplugged) were able to generate an angry mosh pit full of sweaty, topless, tatooed guys; those who went to see their concert would come home with scars, black eyes and missing articles of clothing. It would have been a mad rush - but STP was the sort of band that was too big to come by Manila.

Another memory I have about Plush was that it was played at our high school dance. It's not the kind of song you could dance to, but the idiotic DJ put it on anyway. A not-unattractive college boy started to dance with me earlier that night and introduced himself. When Plush came on, things became weird because we couldn't move to it. We both just stood there swaying while the people around us were head-banging (I mean, what else could we do, right?). He tried to sing along while I nervously thought of a way to exit. To attempt a save, he started what turned out to be an overly awkward conversation - he asked for my number but I didn't have one, so he asked for my address. Huh? The music was really loud and it was useless to keep chatting, so we just moved away from each other and looked for the friends we came with.

The other singles from the Core album weren't as popular in the mainstream, but they were topnotch - among rock-lovers anyway. Dead and Bloated. Creep. My personal favorite for both music and lyrics was Wicked Garden.




Core was followed by Purple in 1994, with Vasoline, Interstate Love Song, et al. I loved the phrase "Conversations kill" from Big Empty; I thought it was just profound. Purple wasn't as loud as their first album, but it was still pretty good.

Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop was released in 1996. Lady Picture Show, Big Bang Baby, Trippin On A Hole (With A Paper Heart).

Composer and frontman Scott Weiland had a creative slump accompanied by a heroin addiction, various misdemeanors and arrests. The band's a decrease in popularity was later punctuated by a breakup. Weiland went on to try recording as a solo artist, and despite his haunting rendition of Ave Maria, he didn't get very far. In 1999, the band regrouped and produced the fiasco called No. 4; two years later came Shangri-La Dee Da. I suppose STP attempted to evolve along with the evolving music trends, but their later works were eclipsed by the success of their early albums.

Early 2000's, Weiland got together with GnR's Slash, Duff McKagan and Matt Sorum to form the band Velvet Revolver (it was Guns n Roses with Weiland instead of Axl Rose [who I believe was in rehab at the time], and with a hard-rock sound veering away from what they used to be known for). I.m.h.o., they're pretty good. A1.

The Stone Temple Pilots, to the delight of fans who kept them in their playlists since the early 1990's, are finally coming to Manila for a concert this month. Wow. It would certainly be great to see them live, and I probably would ... if I were teenager and if it were still the '90s. I feel too old for that sort of thing, but that's not the only reason why I'm not so excited over it. I guess I just grew out of it. Besides, now that they're has-beens, I kind of think we should be insulted that they grace us at a time when they're trying to revive their careers, possibly a stab at making money to finance their substance addictions. I've learned that mosh pits are no longer fashionable in rock concerts so I doubt there will be one - but who knows, right? Thirtysomething and fortysomething males might just want to relive their younger years that way - I mean, if they can get away from work responsibilities and daddy responsibilities, and if they aren't too proud to look like a testosterone-laden teenager.